Well this time we are in Movie World surfers Paradise. There are not to many photo's of BUck in this place as we lost him for a while...not sure where though all we new was when he did come back he had a large smile on his face.
The first photo we did take was of this, Both My little brothers names in one, Interesting part was watching Buck piss on the star afterwards??
After this is when Buck went away, so here is a couple of pics that we took. Oh and of course buck has asked to do the captions on the pics..so BE WARNED.
This ride sticked so I called it the Great Crap ride cause if ya look closely ya can see the people sitting inside a huge S^&t.B.
Then there were these guys fighting out front of the bar...i mean cafe....i told the b%$^h in black to kick him were it hurts and for some reason she broke a CD in front of him?????B.
This Guy in my books is a legend....Why.. the ability to make your self over and over again...why not.. Peter M will back me on that one ...B.
Then after a few more hours , and a lot more photo's these pr&*ks took they found me with these two Bunnies. 
Move over Hugh I've got the real thing and you think they look happy now you should have seen the look on thier faces when I told them how long my tounge was.B.
Well as you tell there are a few more photo's of movie world but buck has told me My posts have been to long and he was getting bored.
This just about raps up the Aussie trip it's now just the leg home.
Blog Ya later.
What the F#*k does that mean???Blog ya later.B.
What?
At least have a Good saying would ya???. It should be like this.
Come again.....
cause if ya
DON"T
I know were you F%$king live.B.
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Well it has been a couple of days since last post cause I had trouble finding buck. Seems him and his mate Joe had been out all weekend, I found buck at the Bar with Joe(on the far left) and an empty bottle of 
Jim.
DoNt YOUOOOO HASSSADLE mY MaTE BuckIe Hereee.J.
Yeah F%$kin aye.you tell'em Joe.B.
Yes well you have another blog to tell.
Dreamworld.
Well the first ride we ran to was the tower of terror. Me having never ridden in any thrill seeking ride thought it would be fun. It was Awesome.
Bulls#%t you craped ya pants ya big blouse you can see the stain on the front.B.
No ya cant I cut it out.But as you can see we reached 569Kms (320 miles) per hour in under 7 seconds.
Wow that's about as quick as you in the.......B.
Thanks Buck.
Any way from there we went on a couple more rides but no photo's were aloud so here are shots of buck with ...you guessed it the natives.
First of all was the ever famous Sponge Bob square pants.
Now this F$#ker was funny, What a job!!! You get to sit around all take popping pills to get high just to keep up that dazed smile. Sad part was the pr#$k would put out, so smacked him in the head and took some.....B.
Ok.
That explains a few things.
Then things got a bit strange. First there were the cops looking for us and useinh this photo to find us...
We wre doing all right till Buck went a little funny in the head and kept calling for Us to PHONE HOME. then shouted help these F$%kers have kidnapped me.
That was funny, you should have seen the looks on your faces when the cops showed up ha ha ha .B.
Then they stuck me here till it was sorted out, It also didn't help with Buck selling tomatoes to throw at me.
Least you could have done was picked fresh ones. not the old warm ones on the ground
Then you had to go off and have fun with red riding hood sitting in her basket.With Lions and tigers and bears.Giving her a huge fright.
That was nothing you should have seen the look on her face when I told her that long round things in the basket she was holding on to wasn't my nose........B.
From there we went and sore another Croc show.
No you mean the suit case show.B.
The What????
Anyway that just about summed up our day in Dreamworld.
I have to say a big thanks to Larry he showed me the quickest way to the bar. Thanks Larry.B.
Yeah THANKS Larry.
Next Blog Movie World
Wait for me Joe .B.
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This is Buck, the cheeky Kiwi that followed us to the place next to New Zealand.
Part Two, The Australian Zoo.
Buck wanted us to take some pic's of the locals at the Pub, who were we to argue.( Ps yes we had to gold buck up a couple of times as he was to drunk to stand on his own)
We found this lady dancing a storm round the pole. 
Amazing what a can of Red Bull can do.
Then we found this guy, 
at first he was OK just having a couple of quite ones at the bar then Buck noticed his hump and this guy started to spit.
F#$k ing prick, all I said was "hey Quazi when's ya baby due!!!".B.
From there we headed off to the show,
We sore birds and tigers and
this guy,
It was bit strange at first, 
as Buck kept calling him Boots and
kept measuring him up.
Hey Matt have ya seen my new Boots I haven't seen them since we got back.B.
After this it was back to the bar where Buck was getting into the swing of things.
The Can Can and the ever popular Train
By this stage Buck had a lot to Drink and was making a scene and the heavy's were called in.
From the bar we found a great place to sleep for a bit.
Great F#%king Idea that was, 
I had a bad dream that a freakin
Croc was going to eat me cause
I Caught his bro
and made a new belt!!!.B.
To much booze aye Buck. Couldn't handle ya booze aye.............owww...Shit...Sorry Buck forgot you were there.
I could handle Jim and Jack, it was the F#&king hang over that kills ya. Still say that tortoise B*&%h was trying to get down my pants.B.
Well that's something you don't here every day. A tortoise and the kiwi.lol
You've got to sleep tonight F*&ker.B.
Well on that note I might just go for the night.
Next blog we go to Dream World
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Way to go buck show that fluff.
I'm dead sexy. No really I am , I even got with some Bunnies once they'll tell ya.B.
More on the trip till tomorrow, when we meet Mr boots and we find out why they call it a hump.
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This is Buck and he is the little Kiwi that followed us To Australia( Aussie land)
Now first of all I have to apologise, it's seems that i forgot to add the pics from the airport and Buck was quick to inform me of this by smacking me up side the head and calling me a Jackass. SORRY BUCK.
so here is a few pics from the Christchurch airport and Arriving in Brisbane.
We first found him sitting on a seat with a fake ticket, seems some bookie had sold him a forged ticket. as you can see by the look on Bucks face it was enough to turn him sideways.
Well as you quess he force us to take pity on him ( And the fact that he threaten us with legal suit for abandonment) and brought him with us to australia.
We noticed he looked very thin and offered him some thing to eat
and we were not wrong .
He stole my wallet and went and brought a banana and a muffin, he also tried to forge my signature on the visa but his ball kept getting in the way.
While there we took some random shots, this one of me and Buck, although it was hard to get him to stay still he kept trying to play with his ball. well thats what i though he was playing with.
Ah yes the great throbbing red shaft with large round things either side that will insert us into the great Unknown.B.
Yeeeessss thanks for that comment Buck ( B ). Well anyway it was a good flight . and then there was the wait for the train in Aussie land, which wasn't long but it was very hot.
As you can see buck had brought over alot, what he had in that suit case i didn't know at the time but i was soon to find out.
Then after the train we were a little Hungry so stopped off at this nice bakery for a quick bite.
What Prick would call his bakery this , what is the link of his name to a bakery, It"s a bankers name not a f#%king bakers.B.
They had nice pies!!!!
Yeah she!!!had a real great pair of pie's alright.B.
well that was the first day. Yes i know it's back to front but my head is still on holiday and with Buck ( B ) keeping an eye on me. I'm coming back to real time fast. Next blog will be Day 2 at The Australia Zoo when we get to meet BOOTS.
Ps Yes Buck decided to have a little input this time as well.Lets hope the little Bastard doesn't get to nasty.
I F#*king heard that.I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.B.
Sorry Buck
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This is Buck, the little kiwi that followed me to Australia. Over the next few weeks I will tell you of Bucks adventurers in
Aussie Land ( Australia ).
I found this little guy in Christchurch Duty Free and before you knew it he had caught a hold of us for a free ride to aussie land.
We left New Zealand on a nice temperature of 15 degrees and landed in aussie nicely. We walked out of the airport to a heavy 36 degrees. We jumped on to a train and headed into Brisbane. By this stage we were getting a bit Shitty as it was hot and the train was full. We got off the train and walked 400 meters around the corner to our hotel, Now 400 meters isn't far BUT.......When you are carrying 25kgs (56 pounds)of luggage and 10kgs (22 pounds) on your back pack and in nasty heat things get a bit SHITTY and suddenly 400 meters is along way.
But we got there and into a nice air con room. Next day it was the Australian Zoo. Buck was looking forward to this and for the first time he got to meet a new national Icon feind I mean friend..
Yes the Kangaroo, As you can see Buck was over joy that he finally meet another national icon like him self and shit ... Sorry sit on his head. While at the zoo he meet some other friends that he could piss on I mean Meet.
like this little guy, it seemed
Buck was on Safari and caught himself this 1 pounder . Nice catch Buck.kept calling him MR Suitcase???
He also caught this guy napping on the job,
so as you can see buck was having fun so much fun he got really tired and feel a sleep. We lost him for a bit but found him napping with some other mates
Talk about Where's Wally wannabe.
And that was his day at the one and only
AT
THE
Went and asked the easiest way to get into brisbane and we got 6 different ways and none of which we understood what she was saying,
then moved down to surfers and loving it, blew 400 on a time share but the future looks set from now for holidays being really cheap.
SOOoooo little straped for cash for a couple of days so might go to casino and count cards lol.
other than that it was 36 when we got here now it's a nice 18 in the morning and we are cruzing the streets begging for money or more porridge...lol
till later.....i hope this time it will post.. ¶ 2:31 PM 0 Comments
She is organised, just about regimented but not quite. And me i'm a true blue bloke, will pack at the last minute and leave things behind that i wish i hadn't forgotten.Now really i should take this advice and use it, Meaning pack or start packing tonight or make a list at least( Dallas has a four page list of what she needs) We are only going for 10 days. So i have done a basic list which i will show you now.(Note Some content may offend)
1. suit case for the clothing
2. shorts for the beach.
3. t-Shirt for the beach
4. shorts for the plane.
5.t- shirt for the plane.
6. under wear 1 or 2 pairs should do it.
7. single in case it gets cold
8.shorts for casual wear
9.t-shirt to match shorts
10. tooth brush and shaver
11.roll on or deoderant
12. A nice t-shirt for going out
13.A Nice pair of shorts for going out
14.Cell phone
15.laptop to up date blog
and last but not least 2 pairs of socks
Thats my list it's all i need really.......
is it...
what else should i take sujestions would be nice let me know.
signed
Yep I'm a typical bloke ¶ 1:06 AM 0 Comments
