This is Buck And has he got some great pics to show you.
Since we last meet Buck has been out with his Air force mates and picked up some heavy artillary from a local Sky Hawk Jet... These were a gift by local authorities for his service to his counrty. What service you ask Why This one of course.
Buck was out as scout this week
when he noticed this boat going by.
Naturally Buck Was a little annoyed at this boat turning up.
F%^k off Ya suicidal Towel Head before for stick my gun up ya A#$ .B.
Well naturally This guy as we all know took no notice of what was happening around him so Buck our hero took it in to his own hands to tell him New Zealand doesnt f%$k around.
So he fired the first shot and missed.
It was a warning shot ya F%^king jack ass I never miss!!! .B.
Well he still didnt get it even though Buck had fired a "WARNING" shot The man in the boat still stay round. Then buck had had enough.and lined him up for the first shot.
Take this ya chicken Loving, sucking on ya mama's balloon's till ya were 20 freak show .B.
The first shot winged him
Well annoyed by this buck thought it was time to teach this P%^$k a lesson why not to F^&k with New Zealand and there possy.
F&^kin Aye .B.
This time there was no turning back. He had been hit and hard... as you will see from the next set of pics it took just 1min and 30 secs to sink completely.
I hit the F%^ker goooooooood!!!!!!! .B.
Going
Going
Goooooing
GONE
And that is why Buck recieved these little tokens from the air force guys for a job well done
And thats how we do it down under
Buck Out
Now as alot of you would know the next movie of harry potter is coming out.
Well buck thought it would be cool if we visited a real giants house so here is his version of .
Kiwi Potter and the house of the ugly F%^king cow
OK plain and short, This prick sold me some magic beans that i Thought i could get high turns out I had to plant the F%#king things and the took root over night.
I ended up with this f&^king big tree next too my crib.
So I climbed this big thing hoping above all else that there was a bird the same size as the tree that would crap on me.
Till I got to this F%^king big door.
So I thought well if the p%$&k in side this place is big enough to live here imagine the stash he must have.
So i took a closer look as this door and knocked on it with me pecker.
No body answer ....but then i heard a voice from far above..
What The F%$k do you want shorty.
To my surprise the door had a face and was talk to me I replied back.
Who the F%$k to you think you are calling shorty. I should break your A#$ open .
Well to my surprise he opened and I walk in.
Just then this ugly M%^Her F%^ker of a cow came running at me screaming so I did what any natural kiwi would do and took the mad cow to the butcher
well I spent a good deal of time there had a couple of parties and BBQ's and got to know the door quite well, apparently this guy went both ways so i told him i wasn't much of a swinger.
But that didn't stop him so it was time to get out of there fast, It just so happened this kid that called him self.........larry...barry..stoner....drugger... something like that came waving a twig at me so i broke it for him and stole his broom stick and made a quick escape
and thus left the house of the ugly F%^king cow
The end
Oh PS Matt wanted me to tell you that this is Actually his Mum's house and that she is also the local Childrens librarian at the local community library.
Buck out.
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oh and the last pic is of this woman in the black car that believe it or not Buck said she was going to cut us off and she did..... so this pic is of buck flipping her the finger. 
well stay tuned as there will be more series of buck and I, hopefully if all goes well Buck and I will be meeting up with Paul in Wellington on the 11th.
till then Keep cool till after school :)
oh for f#&k sake i told you to have a desent sign of not this after school s&^t. it should be like this.
Look out.. for next time when I kill Matt .B.
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