BUCK IS BACK
hi yall it's been a little while but buck has been away on honey moon with this nice little bear. after our last post i told buck it was time for him to a bit of sole searching, well instead he decided to help me re-arrange
my foot.
serves you right freak boy.B. 
It was supposed to be a nice game of 1 on 1 basket ball!!!!
1 on 1!!!!!! more like 3 on one with your fat asss..B.
BUCK remember what I told you!!!
go cry to her then whose boy.B.
Hey Edna Buck is...........SHHHHH you'll wake her.B.
See ever since buck has ben with Edna things have been a little different..
I will let buck tell you a bit more about Edna
Oh this chic is hot and she pulls in the big $$$$ lots of bling for me and as you will see she is freeeeeeeeakyyyyy if ya know what i mean ;>
.B.
buck honey have you seen my.....what are you doing.E.
Yep she's a real good lookin chic to she is gorgeous and i love her so much....B.
you are soooo cute.E.
she has gone now Buck
she is my Be arch and i slap that fine booty alnight....let me here an amen!!!.B.
amen
well thats it for today cant over do it and freak you all out with all this stuff to tell. more posts to come
F%$k yeah plenty
Buck out.B.
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This is Buck And has he got some great pics to show you.
Since we last meet Buck has been out with his Air force mates and picked up some heavy artillary from a local Sky Hawk Jet... These were a gift by local authorities for his service to his counrty. What service you ask Why This one of course.
Buck was out as scout this week
when he noticed this boat going by.
Naturally Buck Was a little annoyed at this boat turning up.
F%^k off Ya suicidal Towel Head before for stick my gun up ya A#$ .B.
Well naturally This guy as we all know took no notice of what was happening around him so Buck our hero took it in to his own hands to tell him New Zealand doesnt f%$k around.
So he fired the first shot and missed.
It was a warning shot ya F%^king jack ass I never miss!!! .B.
Well he still didnt get it even though Buck had fired a "WARNING" shot The man in the boat still stay round. Then buck had had enough.and lined him up for the first shot.
Take this ya chicken Loving, sucking on ya mama's balloon's till ya were 20 freak show .B.
The first shot winged him
Well annoyed by this buck thought it was time to teach this P%^$k a lesson why not to F^&k with New Zealand and there possy.
F&^kin Aye .B.
This time there was no turning back. He had been hit and hard... as you will see from the next set of pics it took just 1min and 30 secs to sink completely.
I hit the F%^ker goooooooood!!!!!!! .B.
Going
Going
Goooooing
GONE
And that is why Buck recieved these little tokens from the air force guys for a job well done
And thats how we do it down under
Buck Out
Now as alot of you would know the next movie of harry potter is coming out.
Well buck thought it would be cool if we visited a real giants house so here is his version of .
Kiwi Potter and the house of the ugly F%^king cow
OK plain and short, This prick sold me some magic beans that i Thought i could get high turns out I had to plant the F%#king things and the took root over night.
I ended up with this f&^king big tree next too my crib.
So I climbed this big thing hoping above all else that there was a bird the same size as the tree that would crap on me.
Till I got to this F%^king big door.
So I thought well if the p%$&k in side this place is big enough to live here imagine the stash he must have.
So i took a closer look as this door and knocked on it with me pecker.
No body answer ....but then i heard a voice from far above..
What The F%$k do you want shorty.
To my surprise the door had a face and was talk to me I replied back.
Who the F%$k to you think you are calling shorty. I should break your A#$ open .
Well to my surprise he opened and I walk in.
Just then this ugly M%^Her F%^ker of a cow came running at me screaming so I did what any natural kiwi would do and took the mad cow to the butcher
well I spent a good deal of time there had a couple of parties and BBQ's and got to know the door quite well, apparently this guy went both ways so i told him i wasn't much of a swinger.
But that didn't stop him so it was time to get out of there fast, It just so happened this kid that called him self.........larry...barry..stoner....drugger... something like that came waving a twig at me so i broke it for him and stole his broom stick and made a quick escape
and thus left the house of the ugly F%^king cow
The end
Oh PS Matt wanted me to tell you that this is Actually his Mum's house and that she is also the local Childrens librarian at the local community library.
Buck out.
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oh and the last pic is of this woman in the black car that believe it or not Buck said she was going to cut us off and she did..... so this pic is of buck flipping her the finger. 
well stay tuned as there will be more series of buck and I, hopefully if all goes well Buck and I will be meeting up with Paul in Wellington on the 11th.
till then Keep cool till after school :)
oh for f#&k sake i told you to have a desent sign of not this after school s&^t. it should be like this.
Look out.. for next time when I kill Matt .B.
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Well this time we are in Movie World surfers Paradise. There are not to many photo's of BUck in this place as we lost him for a while...not sure where though all we new was when he did come back he had a large smile on his face.
The first photo we did take was of this, Both My little brothers names in one, Interesting part was watching Buck piss on the star afterwards??
After this is when Buck went away, so here is a couple of pics that we took. Oh and of course buck has asked to do the captions on the pics..so BE WARNED.
This ride sticked so I called it the Great Crap ride cause if ya look closely ya can see the people sitting inside a huge S^&t.B.
Then there were these guys fighting out front of the bar...i mean cafe....i told the b%$^h in black to kick him were it hurts and for some reason she broke a CD in front of him?????B.
This Guy in my books is a legend....Why.. the ability to make your self over and over again...why not.. Peter M will back me on that one ...B.
Then after a few more hours , and a lot more photo's these pr&*ks took they found me with these two Bunnies. 
Move over Hugh I've got the real thing and you think they look happy now you should have seen the look on thier faces when I told them how long my tounge was.B.
Well as you tell there are a few more photo's of movie world but buck has told me My posts have been to long and he was getting bored.
This just about raps up the Aussie trip it's now just the leg home.
Blog Ya later.
What the F#*k does that mean???Blog ya later.B.
What?
At least have a Good saying would ya???. It should be like this.
Come again.....
cause if ya
DON"T
I know were you F%$king live.B.
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Well it has been a couple of days since last post cause I had trouble finding buck. Seems him and his mate Joe had been out all weekend, I found buck at the Bar with Joe(on the far left) and an empty bottle of 
Jim.
DoNt YOUOOOO HASSSADLE mY MaTE BuckIe Hereee.J.
Yeah F%$kin aye.you tell'em Joe.B.
Yes well you have another blog to tell.
Dreamworld.
Well the first ride we ran to was the tower of terror. Me having never ridden in any thrill seeking ride thought it would be fun. It was Awesome.
Bulls#%t you craped ya pants ya big blouse you can see the stain on the front.B.
No ya cant I cut it out.But as you can see we reached 569Kms (320 miles) per hour in under 7 seconds.
Wow that's about as quick as you in the.......B.
Thanks Buck.
Any way from there we went on a couple more rides but no photo's were aloud so here are shots of buck with ...you guessed it the natives.
First of all was the ever famous Sponge Bob square pants.
Now this F$#ker was funny, What a job!!! You get to sit around all take popping pills to get high just to keep up that dazed smile. Sad part was the pr#$k would put out, so smacked him in the head and took some.....B.
Ok.
That explains a few things.
Then things got a bit strange. First there were the cops looking for us and useinh this photo to find us...
We wre doing all right till Buck went a little funny in the head and kept calling for Us to PHONE HOME. then shouted help these F$%kers have kidnapped me.
That was funny, you should have seen the looks on your faces when the cops showed up ha ha ha .B.
Then they stuck me here till it was sorted out, It also didn't help with Buck selling tomatoes to throw at me.
Least you could have done was picked fresh ones. not the old warm ones on the ground
Then you had to go off and have fun with red riding hood sitting in her basket.With Lions and tigers and bears.Giving her a huge fright.
That was nothing you should have seen the look on her face when I told her that long round things in the basket she was holding on to wasn't my nose........B.
From there we went and sore another Croc show.
No you mean the suit case show.B.
The What????
Anyway that just about summed up our day in Dreamworld.
I have to say a big thanks to Larry he showed me the quickest way to the bar. Thanks Larry.B.
Yeah THANKS Larry.
Next Blog Movie World
Wait for me Joe .B.
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