Well buck thought it would be cool if we visited a real giants house so here is his version of .

Kiwi Potter and the house of the ugly F%^king cow

OK plain and short, This prick sold me some magic beans that i Thought i could get high turns out I had to plant the F%#king things and the took root over night.

I ended up with this f&^king big tree next too my crib.

So I climbed this big thing hoping above all else that there was a bird the same size as the tree that would crap on me.

Till I got to this F%^king big door.

So I thought well if the p%$&k in side this place is big enough to live here imagine the stash he must have.

So i took a closer look as this door and knocked on it with me pecker.

No body answer ....but then i heard a voice from far above..

What The F%$k do you want shorty.

To my surprise the door had a face and was talk to me I replied back.

Who the F%$k to you think you are calling shorty. I should break your A#$ open .

Well to my surprise he opened and I walk in.

Just then this ugly M%^Her F%^ker of a cow came running at me screaming so I did what any natural kiwi would do and took the mad cow to the butcher

well I spent a good deal of time there had a couple of parties and BBQ's and got to know the door quite well, apparently this guy went both ways so i told him i wasn't much of a swinger.

But that didn't stop him so it was time to get out of there fast, It just so happened this kid that called him self.........larry...barry..stoner....drugger... something like that came waving a twig at me so i broke it for him and stole his broom stick and made a quick escape

and thus left the house of the ugly F%^king cow

The end

Oh PS Matt wanted me to tell you that this is Actually his Mum's house and that she is also the local Childrens librarian at the local community library.

Buck out.

¶ 12:44 AM