
This is Buck, the cheeky Kiwi that followed us to the place next to New Zealand.
Part Two, The Australian Zoo.
Buck wanted us to take some pic's of the locals at the Pub, who were we to argue.( Ps yes we had to gold buck up a couple of times as he was to drunk to stand on his own)
We found this lady dancing a storm round the pole.
Amazing what a can of Red Bull can do.
Then we found this guy, 
at first he was OK just having a couple of quite ones at the bar then Buck noticed his hump and this guy started to spit.
F#$k ing prick, all I said was "hey Quazi when's ya baby due!!!".B.
From there we headed off to the show,
We sore birds and tigers and
this guy,
as Buck kept calling him Boots and
kept measuring him up.
Hey Matt have ya seen my new Boots I haven't seen them since we got back.B.
After this it was back to the bar where Buck was getting into the swing of things.
The Can Can and the ever popular Train
By this stage Buck had a lot to Drink and was making a scene and the heavy's were called in.
From the bar we found a great place to sleep for a bit.
I had a bad dream that a freakin
Croc was going to eat me cause
I Caught his bro
and made a new belt!!!.B.
To much booze aye Buck. Couldn't handle ya booze aye.............owww...Shit...Sorry Buck forgot you were there.
I could handle Jim and Jack, it was the F#&king hang over that kills ya. Still say that tortoise B*&%h was trying to get down my pants.B.
Well that's something you don't here every day. A tortoise and the kiwi.lol
You've got to sleep tonight F*&ker.B.
Well on that note I might just go for the night.
Next blog we go to Dream World
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6 ft, brown eyes, tan in the summer, yellow in winter, true kiwi all the way, with part aussie, italian, irish and what ever else put in,Love rugby cant play so next best thing i ref it, Married and loving it. love most sports actually and have started going to the gym again to lose the winter love handles.
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