DjMattyMatt
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
 
This is Buck, the cheeky kiwi that followed us to Aussieland,Cause he threatened to tell customs I had drugs up my a#@.

Well it has been a couple of days since last post cause I had trouble finding buck. Seems him and his mate Joe had been out all weekend, I found buck at the Bar with Joe(on the far left) and an empty bottle of Jim.

DoNt YOUOOOO HASSSADLE mY MaTE BuckIe Hereee.J.

Yeah F%$kin aye.you tell'em Joe.B.

Yes well you have another blog to tell.

Dreamworld.

Well the first ride we ran to was the tower of terror. Me having never ridden in any thrill seeking ride thought it would be fun. It was Awesome.

Bulls#%t you craped ya pants ya big blouse you can see the stain on the front.B.


No ya cant I cut it out.But as you can see we reached 569Kms (320 miles) per hour in under 7 seconds.

Wow that's about as quick as you in the.......B.

Thanks Buck.

Any way from there we went on a couple more rides but no photo's were aloud so here are shots of buck with ...you guessed it the natives.

First of all was the ever famous Sponge Bob square pants.


Now this F$#ker was funny, What a job!!! You get to sit around all take popping pills to get high just to keep up that dazed smile. Sad part was the pr#$k would put out, so smacked him in the head and took some.....B.

Ok.

That explains a few things.

Then things got a bit strange. First there were the cops looking for us and useinh this photo to find us...

We wre doing all right till Buck went a little funny in the head and kept calling for Us to PHONE HOME. then shouted help these F$%kers have kidnapped me.

That was funny, you should have seen the looks on your faces when the cops showed up ha ha ha .B.

Then they stuck me here till it was sorted out, It also didn't help with Buck selling tomatoes to throw at me.

Least you could have done was picked fresh ones. not the old warm ones on the ground

Then you had to go off and have fun with red riding hood sitting in her basket.With Lions and tigers and bears.Giving her a huge fright.

That was nothing you should have seen the look on her face when I told her that long round things in the basket she was holding on to wasn't my nose........B.

From there we went and sore another Croc show.


No you mean the suit case show.B.

The What????

Anyway that just about summed up our day in Dreamworld.

I have to say a big thanks to Larry he showed me the quickest way to the bar. Thanks Larry.B.

Yeah THANKS Larry.

Next Blog Movie World

Wait for me Joe .B.

 
Comments:
Buck is such a sexy little guy, he is just...Buck

He is a cheeky little beast though!
 
Is that a sailfin lizard? Sorry the herpetology is shinig through. But is it? It's hard to tell as babies they look alot like green water dragons...

Ok ok I'll stop now!
 
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